New study claims link between smoking and cancer

A groundbreaking new government study risks the ire of President Trump by claiming that smoking causes cancer. Author of the report, Dr. Obnoxiously Obvious, said “This report confirms what we have known for decades.” Asked for a quote from the White House, Baghdad Bob said…I mean Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, “This report confirms the need for more study on whether smoking causes cancer. Calls to disrupt an industry that provides thousands of jobs to Americans without absolute proof are premature.”

Link to smoking causes cancer

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